Archive for September, 2004

What the Bubble Got Right

Thursday, September 30th, 2004

Positive lessons from the 90s.

Nerds

Clothing is only the most visible battleground in the war against formality. Nerds tend to eschew formality of any sort. They’re not impressed by one’s job title, for example, or any of the other appurtenances of authority.

Indeed, that’s practically the definition of a nerd. I found myself talking recently to someone from Hollywood who was planning a show about nerds. I thought it would be useful if I explained what a nerd was. What I came up with was: someone who doesn’t expend any effort on marketing himself.

A nerd, in other words, is someone who concentrates on substance. So what’s the connection between nerds and technology? Roughly that you can’t fool mother nature. In technical matters, you have to get the right answers. If your software miscalculates the path of a space probe, you can’t finesse your way out of trouble by saying that your code is patriotic, or avant-garde, or any of the other dodges people use in nontechnical fields.

And as technology becomes increasingly important in the economy, nerd culture is rising with it. Nerds are already a lot cooler than they were when I was a kid. When I was in college in the mid-1980s, “nerd” was still an insult. People who majored in computer science generally tried to conceal it. Now women ask me where they can meet nerds. (The answer that springs to mind is “Usenix,” but that would be like drinking from a firehose.)

I have no illusions about why nerd culture is becoming more accepted. It’s not because people are realizing that substance is more important than marketing. It’s because the nerds are getting rich. But that is not going to change.

What the Bubble Got Right

Locating Viruses and Trojans

Wednesday, September 29th, 2004

For example, if you put a Microsoft Word document in the Start Up folder, Word will run and automatically open that document at bootup; if you put a WAV file there, your audio software will play the music at bootup, and if you put a Web-page Favourites there, Internet Explorer (or your own choice of a browser) will run and open that Web page for you when the computer starts up. (The examples cited here could just as easily be shortcuts to a WAV file or a Word document, and so on.)

Places that viruses and trojans hide on start up is a guide to places that malware can hide.

Zipdecode Visualizer

Tuesday, September 28th, 2004

Type the digits of a zipcode and watch the map zoom in to the matching geographical location.

Zipdecode Visualizer

My Favorite Firefox Keystrokes

Monday, September 27th, 2004

Ctrl + T
Opens a new tab, and places focus in the location bar. One tab and I�m in the built in Google Search box. Nice.
Alt + D
Goes to the location bar, highlights the current address so that I can copy it, paste over it, or just start typing.
Ctrl + Tab / Ctrl + Shift + Tab
Cycles through the open tabs either forward or backward (using shift)
Ctrl + H
Takes me to my home pages; currently AccessifyForum and my helpdesk software, each in their own tab.
Alt + S
Opens/closes Sage in my sidebar; it is a great little RSS/Atom reader for easy digestion of my favourite sites.
Ctrl + Numpad plus / Ctrl + Numpad minus
Update: also works with main keyboard plus and minus signs.
Scales text size up and down accordingly to adjust for microtype sites or for viewing at a distance while casually reading.
Ctrl + 0 �zero�
Recently discovered. Resets text size back to default. Ultimately convenient when switching back to testing/developing from casual reading. This only works with the main keyboard zero, not the one on the number pad.
Ctrl + Shift + E
With Chris Pederick�s Web Developer Extension, this takes me to Edit CSS mode, opening a sidebar containing all the CSS for the current page. Allows for live editing of CSS. Huge time saver for debugging CSS problems or for WYSIWYG CSS development.
Ctrl + Shift + V
Again, with Chris� toolbar, validates current page. Opens in a new tab.
Ctrl + U
View source. Must have.
Ctrl + Y
Opens download dialog box. Not used often, but handy when I need it.

From Derek F.

Is Cyberpunk Dead?

Friday, September 24th, 2004

Sanitized excerpts from (not appropriate for kids) Strafe’s Guide :

angry fruit salad
n. A bad web page design, filled with splashy, clashing colors.
chip jewelry
1. n. Jewelry made from old circuit boards, chips or other
electronic parts.
2. Technology so obsolete it’s only remaining value is as a
source of parts for such jewelry.
delurk
v. To take active part in a conversation (online or not) after spending some time listening from a distance.
dialed in
adj. Any system where all the variables are set perfectly.
digerati
n. People with a deep understanding of digital technology and/or its effect on society.
404
1. n. Someone completely clueless.
2. exclm. Said when you don’t know the answer to a question.
gadget panic
n. That sinking feeling you get about two minutes after leaving the house that you forgot one of your essential electronic devices (a.k.a. beltware). Symptoms include frantically feeling your pockets and/or digging through your backpack, briefcase, or bag to make sure they’re there.
gone cyrillic
v. When a computer has crashed, leaving a screen filled with unitelligible garbage or strange characters.
hippity-hop
n. Pronounciation of http://.
hurl
v. To email only URLs with no accompanying commentary.
link rot
n. Found on an unmaintained web site when the pages that were once linked to have moved or no longer exist.
offline
adj. Unavailable.
ping
1. v. Sending someone a very short email to remind them that the ball is in their court.
2. v. Sending someone a very short email to remind them that you still exist, if only to keep the channel of communication open.
real computer
n. Yours, as opposed to the kind someone else has. Usually used to compare Macintoshes and PCs.
threedub
n. Pronunciation of WWW. Also tripledub.

A Blogger’s Disclaimer

Thursday, September 23rd, 2004

Midge’s point of view, with some insights here and there.

Do not assume that you know everything there is to know about a writer simply because you read their weblog on a regular basis. Any judgments you make will be based on the information they have provided you about themselves, which is probably vague, incomplete or embellished. Whatever opinion you form on them as people, or their life as a whole, is probably best kept to yourself. Remember, you are the reader. An obvious exception to this would be if someone were asking for advice or opinions.

More…

Building a Photo Album in Dreamweaver

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2004

German author Jolantha Belik writes a series about creating photo albums.

Part 1: Using the Web Photo Album Extension

Many Dreamweaver users don’t even know that there is a Web Photo Album extension for Dreamweaver that is much more powerful than the built-in Web Photo Album feature.

There are three ways to build a web photo album in Dreamweaver MX 2004:

Using the Image Viewer Flash Element:
This is a slide show made with a built-in Flash Element in Dreamweaver MX 2004. You can learn more about the Picture Viewer Flash Element in the Dreamweaver Help. I will cover how to use this Flash Element in the last article in this series.

Using the Built-in Web Photo Album:
Well, you could use the built-in feature to create a Web Photo Album. It creates a very simple and boring photo album with a white background and black text. For instructions on how to use this built-in feature, see Creating a web photo album with Macromedia Dreamweaver MX and Macromedia Fireworks MX.

Using the Web Photo Album 2.2 Extension:
This is a very comfortable way to create a nice web photo album based on templates. In this article series, I will show you how to use this extension, modify photo albums created with this extension, and create your own templates for this extension.

Update July 4:
Part 2: How to Modify the (Finished) Web Photo Album Using CSS
Part 3: How to Modify a Photo Album Template
Part 4: How to Build a New Photo Album Template